A whole lot of nonsense

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL that the Count in Sesame Street does not count all the time to teach children numbers! In folklore, vampires had arithmomania, or an obsession with numbers. This derives from the old superstition that throwing poppy seeds on the ground stopped vampires because they had to count them all first.

via reddit.com

I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.

roumroum:

Heck YOUUUU KAREN !!
IM PUPSET !!!
(loud)

homo-nerd-grizz:

demonicalamari:

richardalexanderrr:

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

pellowtalk:

Kiss Me Thru the Phone

yourlesbiandad:

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

bibleforboys:

grumpy-soul:

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

this is a lot